A nice joke about the state of medical advances worldwide and getting work.


      An Italian doctor  says:  “In Italy, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s  testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for  work.”   

      The Dutch doctor  says:  “That’s nothing, in Holland we take part of a brain,  put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for  work.” 

     The Canadian  doctor says:  “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put  it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for  work.” 

     The American  doctor laughs:  “You all are behind us.  Six years ago, we took a man  with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President.  Now, the  whole country is looking for work!”

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About Julian Caine

Julian Caine Independent film producer Julian Caine is Vice President of Business Affairs and Co-Producer for G. Anthony Joseph's Tritan-Northstar Entertainment. Mr. Caine is involved in securing financing and in structuring financial models for the production company's upcoming slate. Mr. Caine's background includes more than ten years in core television and movie making capacities, including roles in finance, accounting, distribution, and production at major studios such as MGM, Universal, Castle Rock and Spelling Entertainment. Mr. Caine's rich experience in the entertainment industry has endowed him with the knowledge to structure and create independent productions with exceptional creative value and profit potential. Mr. Caine recently produced The Eliminator, starring Michael Rooker. He served as consulting producer on Tritan-Northstar Entertainment's 2008 award winning feature film Contract Killers, starring Nick Mancuso. Contract Killers earned several film festival awards and was picked up by First Look Studios for a USA domestic release. Julian Caine and Tritan-Northstar Entertainment are currently in development and preproduction on a multi-picture slate to begin releasing next year.
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